Graham Self was born in Adelaide, Australia, population 1.16 million. In 2007 he graduated from the acting programme at the Adelaide Centre of the Arts by which point Adelaide’s population had shrunk to 1.15 million.

Unperturbed he became a founding member of award-winning sketch group The Golden Phung, which had between 6 and 8 members, meaning - if you round-up - approximately 1.15 million people in Adelaide were not members of award-winning sketch group The Golden Phung at the time.

In 2014, the Golden Phung produced a web-series which later became a TV series screening in Australia and Turkey (combined population of 107 million, most of which was Turkey).

He also acted in a humorous web-sitcom promoting responsible drinking for which the Murdoch press gave rave reviews describing it as “offensive” and “a waste of public funds”. Prior to this Graham had appeared in an anti-drink driving campaign for which the critical consensus was "is that you in that ad?" and "you turn around in a weird way in that commercial".

By the time Graham left Adelaide in 2015 he had performed in the Adelaide Fringe Festival 9 years running and the city’s population had grown to 1.29 million.

In London, current population 9.42 million, Graham joined improv troupe Amorphous Horse, which has an amorphous number of members, and the Degenerate Fox Theatre, which has as many members as there are bios on this page.